What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?