Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Which state has the best streets?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which is the worst season?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?