Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What is the color of the wind?
How do you make a cow float?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?