What do horses say to greet each other?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What animal knows kung fu?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?