What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What siblings are always sad?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which family member is always relieved?