What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?