Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?