What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What sports are both plant-based?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What are the smartest highways in the world?