Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which cats have the best manners?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?