Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What animals make the best students?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
It's allergy season again?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why does the orange always lose in races?