How does a pizza introduce itself?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why is a computer so smart?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why was the bud so shy?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a dog in space?