What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?