How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What animal knows kung fu?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?