Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's the friendliest national park?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How does dinner smell?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?