What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What animal knows kung fu?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?