What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How does dinner smell?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?