What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which bug is related to you?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What math figure is also in the band?