What is Santa's favorite dessert?
HoHos®.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?