What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
It's Crowded!