What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?