Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How are mountains able to see?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do rhinos charge?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What kind of money do fishermen make?