Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do bees chew?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?