What sport are eggs the best at?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Which elf is the best singer?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?