Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is the tallest building in the world?
