Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which subject has two parts?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?