What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
How do you care for a sick bird?
What time of day was Adam created?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do fish use for glasses?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?