What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you raise a baby elephant?