What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?