What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a short cow?