Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a magical reptile?