What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a henway?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What animal knows kung fu?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where do ants go to eat?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call a dog that meditates?