Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?