What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
What did the confused bee say?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
The museum curator needed a break.
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
How do you make antifreeze?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?