Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What sweet treat never panics?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?