What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
He went bananas!
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?