Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?