Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?