What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do rhinos charge?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What dog never pays attention in class?