What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How can you make 7 even?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?