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How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a sad latte?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?