Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where would you find an elephant?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?