Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Do dads always snore?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where does breakfast live?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How do you cut the ocean in two?