Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why are baseball games at night?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do naked fish play with?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?