How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
