What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How does a witch play loud music?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?