What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why don't ants get sick?