Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
He got too clingy.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What animal floats best?
Did you know about April 1st?