What dog wears contact lenses?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you find at the end of everything?