Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are puppies so flexible?