Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
What day do hands always go to church?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Which bug is related to you?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?