Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the fish blush?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where do mice leave their boats?