Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?