Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where was Noah born?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What animals love to close envelopes?