Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?