Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?