Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a baby monkey?