Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How do fleas travel?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?