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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
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What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
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Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
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