Why did the body of water think so much?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which animals make the best football players?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?