What do you call octopus twins?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which is the worst season?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is the smallest lion?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Which parent knows if you are running late?