Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What school subject really rocks?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's a pastor's favorite city?