What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?