When is a baseball player like a thief?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did electricity win the race?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?