What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which animal is the most religious?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?