What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Which family member is always relieved?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?