Which family member is always relieved?
A ne-phew.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.