Which family member is always relieved?
A ne-phew.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?