What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
The Adventures of Tom Saw-yer.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's the opposite of irony?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How do scientists freshen their breath?