What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do plants hate algebra?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What birds make average students?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?