Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Where does water do all its banking?